This is one for all you feminists out there...(Fe)male...male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

Q: if both a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska fall into the water which one disolves faster? A: The one in Alaska because it is Polar.